Vintage GEORGE CARLIN Simon Says...T-Shirt L NEVER WORN Start Price USD 9.99 Current Price USD 9.99 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Monday, September 01, 2008 End Time Sunday, September 07, 2008 Location San Diego, California See more about 'Vintage GEORGE CARLIN Simon Says...T-Shirt L NEVER WORN' Description naj1 Store Vintage GEORGE CARLIN Simon Says...T-Shirt L NEVER WORN   To make this a smooth and pleasant transaction experience for everyone, all bidders need to understand the Description, Terms of Sale, Payment, and Shipping, below.This vintage George Carlin T-shirt was personally purchased by me at a George Carlin concert during the 1980s (can't remember the year but it was before 1988).  Although it has been washed once, it has never been worn.  It has been stored away all this time in a smoke-free home.  The tag says "Hanes Ultra-Weight Large 42-44."  This shirt definitely represents classic Carlin at his finest!  Bid now as this great shirt is being offered with a low minimum and NO RESERVE! Payment must be received within seven days of close of auction. I accept money orders, cashier's checks, personal checks, and PayPal. Buyer to pay for shipping through USPS. "Shipping" is for actual postage plus a very small amount to cover tape, printer ink, plastic envelopes if used, styrofoam peanuts or bubble wrap if used, and Delivery Confirmation. There is no handling fee. I will always combine items to save my customers money on shipping. To be included in the same shipment: 1) Items must be paid for at one time. 2) Last item purchased must close within seven days of the first, and be paid for no later than eight days from the end of the first auction. Shipping within the USA only. Sorry, international shipping created too many headaches. Insurance available at additional cost; seller is not responsible for loss or damage. Shipping occurs usually 24 to 48 hours after payment is received (unless payment is a personal check). If you need the item by a certain date, please be sure to let me know. Please note: I have NO control over the U. S. Post Office. I like to save my customers money whenever possible so I offer choices for shipping. However, if you select First Class, Parcel Post, or Media Mail, your delivery time may range from 7 to 14 days. There is a reason those methods cost less than Priority Mail. If payment is not received within seven days, I reserve the right to cancel the transaction, file a Non-Paying Bidder Report with eBay, and relist the item. I list items in order to sell them. If you do not intend to pay or think that you might decide later not to pay, please do not bid! I reserve the right to cancel bids from bidders with negative or hidden feedback. I reserve the right to cancel any transaction if I suspect fraud. I DESCRIBE ALL ITEMS TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY. Vintage and antique items are NOT new, so do not expect them to be perfect. They are rarely in mint condition, so do not expect them to be mint unless specifically stated. PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION CAREFULLY AND E-MAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE BIDDING. All items sold in as-is condition, with no warranties expressed or implied. All sales are final, but in the unlikely event that there is a problem, please contact me before leaving neutral or negative feedback to see if the matter can be resolved. I never thought I was going to have to write this one, but you meet all kinds on eBay, so here goes: I show CLOSE-UPS of the jewelry I sell, so photos will show the item LARGER than actual size. (I apologize to those who have the mental capacity to realize this, and for giving you one more thing to read.) PLEASE READ: PAYPAL USERS MUST HAVE A "CONFIRMED" ADDRESS ON FILE WITH PAYPAL. I WILL NOT MAIL TO "UNCONFIRMED" ADDRESSES. NO EXCEPTIONS! PayPal payments showing an Unconfirmed address as a shipping address will automatically be refunded. Please do not bid if you are unable to adhere to any item listed here. You are agreeing to these terms when you bid. ATTENTION: Because this is an auction forum (as opposed to website sales), we incur financial injury from winning bidders who do not follow through on their purchase agreement. Therefore, please read the following: WE WILL AGGRESSIVELY PURSUE NONPAYING BIDDERS THROUGH ALL AVAILABLE AVENUES, INCLUDING EBAY, PAYPAL, SMALL CLAIMS COURT, THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY IN YOUR JURISDICTION, AND THE US POSTAL SERVICE FRAUD UNIT. Place a Bid!