DOGMA SIGNED MOVIE SCRIPT BY GEORGE CARLIN AND CAST RPT Start Price USD 16.99 Current Price USD 16.99 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Thursday, December 04, 2008 End Time Friday, December 05, 2008 Location New Orleans, Louisiana See more about 'DOGMA SIGNED MOVIE SCRIPT BY GEORGE CARLIN AND CAST RPT' Description "DOGMA" This is an auction for a color copy of the ENTIRE movie script from the movie. Signatures are from the following cast and crew: George Carlin ... Cardinal Ignatius Glick Ben Affleck ... Bartleby Matt Damon ... Loki Jason Mewes ... Jay Alan Rickman ... Metatron Jason Lee ... Azrael Kevin Smith ... Silent Bob   SUMMARY Dogma is a 1999 comedy film, written and directed by Kevin Smith, who stars in the film along with Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Alan Rickman, Bud Cort, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, George Carlin, Janeane Garofalo and Alanis Morissette. Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson, the stars of Smith's debut film Clerks, have cameo roles, as do Smith regulars Scott Mosier, Dwight Ewell, Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson. The film is a satire of the Catholic Church and Catholic belief, which caused organized protests and much controversy in many countries, delaying release of the film and leading to at least two death threats against Smith. The film follows two fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, who attempt to get back into Heaven - however, as God is infallible their success would prove Him wrong and undo all creation. Thus, the last scion and two prophets are sent by the Voice of God to stop them. Aside from some scenes filmed on the New Jersey shore, most of the film was shot in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The film was nominated for an Independent Spirit Award for Best Screenplay as well as a Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America honor for Best Screenplay. This film was rated R by the MPAA “for strong language including sex-related dialogue, violence, crude humor and some drug content”. Like many of Smith's films, the movie is noted for its heavy use of profanity. The word "f$#$" is used 106 times in the film, and the word "s&^%" 38 times The film opens with an old man looking at the ocean from a New Jersey boardwalk, outside a skee ball arcade. He is then set upon by three teenagers that beat him unconscious with hockey sticks. Two fallen angels—Bartleby (Ben Affleck), a watcher, and Loki (Matt Damon), formerly the Angel of Death—were banished from Heaven by God after Bartleby convinced Loki to stop killing humans. Forced to live out their lives in a place worse than Hell, Wisconsin, the two see their salvation when a church in Red Bank, New Jersey, celebrates its centennial anniversary with a plenary indulgence. By passing through the doors of the church, their sins would be forgiven, and upon death they would regain access to Heaven. However, by doing this, Bartleby and Loki will overrule the word of God (Alanis Morissette in a cameo role). Since the fundamental basis of existence is that God cannot be wrong, to do so would destroy existence itself. The Metatron aka the Voice of God In order to stop this from happening, the angel Metatron (Alan Rickman), the Seraph who acts as the Voice of God, appears to abortion clinic worker Bethany (Linda Fiorentino) and gives her the task of preventing Bartleby and Loki's return. Though reluctant at first, she changes her tune after she is attacked by three teenagers and saved by Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith), two prophets whom Metatron prophesied would appear. In addition to them, she is aided by Rufus (Chris Rock), the thirteenth apostle who was left out of the Bible because he was black, and Serendipity (Salma Hayek), a muse with writer's block turned stripper. Along the way to New Jersey, Bethany finds out that she is the Last Scion, the last living descendant of Mary and Joseph, and thus the last living relative of Jesus Christ. On the way to New Jersey, Loki decides to kill the entire board of a company whose mascot is a golden calf named Mooby for idolatry and various personal sins, hoping to get back on God's "good side" before their return; the duo leave only one board member alive because she was "pretty much a good person," but Bartleby has to stop Loki killing her for not saying "God bless you" when he sneezed. The demon Azrael (Jason Lee), a former muse, convinces them to be more subtle in their attempt to reach New Jersey, claiming that both the forces of Heaven and Hell are attempting to kill them (since God won't let them succeed and undo creation, and Satan won't let them succeed for fear they'll make him look bad), and that Loki's killing sprees are not helping. The two sides meet on a train unaware of the identity of the other, where a drunk Bethany reveals the consequences of proving God wrong to Bartleby. Rather than convince him to stop, this instead drives him insane. When Loki discovers what their success would result in he becomes reluctant to continue, but Bartleby rants on the unfairness of God's rule and decides existence would be better off destroyed. As Bartleby and Loki are thrown off the train, Metatron reappears and the group ponders over who could have orchestrated the duo's plan. Admitting that God cannot be contacted, the Metatron explains She had gone to Earth in human form to play skee ball and they have been unable to contact Her; apparently, someone knew enough to incapacitate Her and leave Her alive but unable to return to Heaven of Her own will. During this time Rufus and Metatron also tell Bethany of her lineage and how previously, Jesus similarly took until age thirty to come to terms with his. When Bartleby and Loki reach the church, Bartleby goes on a killing spree as a ploy to lure police to the scene, intent on letting them kill him after he enters the church. Watching from a nearby bar, Azrael explains to Bethany that he is the mastermind behind their return to Heaven, wanting to destroy existence rather than spend eternity in Hell. He is dispatched when Silent Bob hits him with a golf club blessed by the Cardinal of the church. They reach the church before Bartleby and Loki (who has cut off his wings and become mortal), can enter. Bartleby kills Loki and then fights Rufus, Serendipity and Jay. When all hope seems lost, Jay mentions John Doe Jersey, a comatose patient in a hospital across the street who was beat up outside a skee ball arcade, and who is being kept on life support because of pro-life protesters. Realizing that this is God trapped in mortal form, Bethany and Bob race to the hospital as Jay foolishly shoots off Bartleby's wings with a submachine gun, turning him human. At the hospital, Bethany removes the life support from God's human form. God manifests at the church, neutralizing Bartleby and bringing back to life all the people that had been killed. Silent Bob shows up with Bethany's corpse, injured in the manifestation of energy when God had been freed. God heals Bethany and causes another immaculate conception inside her. All the heavenly beings return to heaven through the Church doors, leaving Jay to crudely hit on Bethany.   All scripts are sent and packaged extremely well ideal for collectors. 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